Today Mexican Word Of The Day Is Harassment

Harassment:
The teacher asked Paco to use "harassment" in a sentence.
Paco smiles and says......... "Orale vato (homeboy)...Mi ruca (my girl) caught me in
bed with my sancha (lover), pero ( but) that's okay porque (because) I told her
that... HAR ASS MENT nothing to me."

Mexican words of the day: LIVER and CHEESE.

Some vato tried to sweet talk my ruca. I told him "orale vato LIVER alone CHEESE mine.

Mexican word of the day is:Bodywash

I can't go to the cantina tonight because no bodywash my kids.

Mexican word of the day is "Water!"

My vieja gets mad and I don't even know Water problem is!

The Mexican word of the day is 'brief.'

My Homie farted gacho and i couldnt brief!

ANOTHER MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY CHICKEN

AFTER SHE GOT DEPORTED SHE JUMPED INTO THE RIVER SO CHICKEN COME BACK TO CALIFORNIA-FL1P

stairway-

The teacher told Pepito to make a sentence with the word stairway. Pepito says my ruka always wear tight jeans and I told my homeboy don't stairway

Mexican word of the day "July"

ju told me ju were going to the store and July to me! Julyer...!"

Mexican word of the day: MUSHROOM

There were 4 of us already in the car so there's not MUSH ROOM for anyone else.

Mexican word of the day: "Sodas"

My sister sucks good wewe and sodas her sister.

Mexican word of the day "Herpes"

Me and my ruca ordered some pizza i got my piece and she got herpes

Mexican word of the day is Juarez

My vieja slapped me and I said, Juarez your freaking problem?

Mexican word of the day is Cashew

tried running after you but I couldn’t cashew!

MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY-SHOULDER

My tia wanted to become a US citizen, but she didnt know how to read, so I SHOULDER

Mexican word of the day WHEELCHAIR

ME AND MY HOMIE HAD 1 4O OUNCE BEER AND HE SAID WHERES MINE, HIS FRIEND SAID DONT WORRY WHEELCHAIR!!!

Mexican word of the day: Chino

I stuck my finger in my girl freinds butt. Chino like it!

Iron

Everday At work iron money.

Mexican word of the day: Bishop

We went to the movies and Lupe fell down and I had to pick the bishop!!

"Frito"

after arguing with the pinche policia he told me i wuz frito to go.

WAFER

I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, pero los mensos didn't wafer me.

injure

Me and my jefe were playin poker and he beat me... he said injure face cabron!!

"JUAN and TURY"

you won so i get JUAN dollar and you get TURY five dollars.

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